Amy Schumer
Nude

One of the funniest and most unapologetic people in showbiz, Amy Schumer can make us bust a nut while busting our guts at the same time. Awesome Amy was born in 1981 and grew up in Long Island, NY, graduating from South Side High School in 1999. She grabbed a B.A. in Theatre from Towson University, then moved to the Big Apple and worked as a waitress and bartender while trying to make it as an actress. It wasn’t long before the stand up world came a-callin’ and Amy hasn’t looked back since. After only two years of doing stand up comedy, Amy came in fourth place on the fifth season of NBC’s Last Comic Standing, losing to Dodge’s “that thing got a hemi” guy, Jon Reep. While the busty jokester had us standing at attention, Amy revved up her career and our libidos by making frequent appearances on Fox News’ Red Eye With Greg Gutfeld, co-hosting Hoppus on Music with blink-182’s Mark Hoppus, doing her own comedy specials, and appearing in a few Comedy Central roasts. Amy’s acclaimed Comedy Central sketch series Inside Amy Schumer garnered wide praise, from fans and critics who noted how funny it was, and from people like us who appreciated her role as a dirty diner waitress in the “Milk, Milk, Lemonade” music video she shot with Amber Rose. After appearing in movies like Price Check (2012) and Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012), Amy wrote and starred in the Judd Apatow produced comedy Trainwreck in 2015. The movie was a huge success both critically and financially, and won Schumer the Critics Choice Award for Best Actress in a Comedy. While we never get to see her uncovered caboose, she straddles Bill Hader and says “good for you” about the size of his locomotive, but never goes beyond underwear in the film. We couldn’t hate on her though, because soon after hosting the MTV Movie Awards, Amy debuted her right boob during a drunken scene in Snatched (2017). The Schumer boomer falls out of her shirt and while she’s too wasted to notice, we certainly did. That nudity had to hold us over for a while, since I Feel Pretty (2018) didn’t give us a pretty good look at anything other than Amy in underwear. But when chef Chris Fischer put a bun in Amy’s oven, she opted to chronicle the pregnancy on Expecting Amy (2020). We got far more skin than we were expecting on the show. We get to see her left boob too this time, as well as the comediennes meaty end as she skinny dips in the ocean, goes for a naked dip in the pool, and sprints through a meadow at a nude photo-shoot. We even get to see Jennifer Lawrence check in on her buddy as she uses a breast pump on her engorged yet engorgeous baby bottles, and see a nurse check in on her love tunnel before a shower. Amy has spent the Covid lockdown filming the cooking show Amy Schumer Learns to Cook alongside her husband, but we’re excited to see what kind of skin scene the curvy comic cutie cooks up next.